This mini-post is in protest to the fact that several servers lately have asked me if I wanted a Pepsi, instead of a Coke.
The answer is always no.
Pepsi isn't Coke. And I live in Atlanta. Where the World of Coca Cola is.
In fact, I'm going to visit that tourist attraction soon, just to punctuate my point.
I. Drink. Coca Cola.
Now, good day.
I said good day.